Christmas. It's just a matter of time till everyone tackles you for the present that you'd didn't get them. Oh! How I love the Christmas spirit. The special drinks at Starbucks, the snow that you see elsewhere, and the presents. Right, the presents that you dismissed yourself from getting.
The thing about presents is, at least for me, is looking for something that person would like... But everyone knows dreams and wishes aren't cheap. So you settle with a gift card BUT you think to yourself and wonder if you're being too inconsiderate. I mean, it's the thought that counts right? NOPE! For me, I don't want my present to be thrown out or kept in the back of the garage. I need to find a unicorn. YES.
Maybe, I could wish for snow, like the kids do in those movies. I could learn how to fly and just throw piles of ice down right? It's pretty much the same thing to me. I could also read someone's mind and give them snow because some dreams have to be made. You can have anything you want! But you have to build it! With what you ask? You guessed it! SNOW! Just let it snow dreams.
Alright, maybe frozen cold liquid isn't the best choice.. But you know, I think I'll just give candy to everyone. If they don't like candy, they can give it to their dentist. He/she would be glad to accept the sugar.. right? Maybe they can even wrap it up again after a bite or two and give it to someone else. Half a candy bar isn't that noticeable!
Alright, alright, alright. Ill tell you now. DO NOT. Do not learn not learn how to fly and throw ice down at me. Ice hurts people.Second, do not give your dentist candy. You will never see sweet skittles again. Last but not least, find and buy a magical being as soon as possible. A unicorn, a mermaid, a bunny.Wait. Bunnies aren't magical? Or are they ??? A bunny! Buy one and give one to everyone you know. Trust me, as someone you can't trust. Buy one for everyone.
Why you ask? Because magical things are what we humans want the most. Right?
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